Dax

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Ego Dustin' and Cluster Bustin'.

Well, now let's take a look at some of the fun ways we kin deal with this off'ing of ye old personal perspective, ye wonderful egoic assumption o' nothin.'

1. Treat each moment like it was new t' ye. Jess look at whatever be a comin' like it twas somethin' ye never saw before. Be surprised when ye does look in the mirror at yeself!

2. And in the same vain, acknowledge your total selective ignorance of anything that presents itself to ye. Jess realize that when somethin' shows up, that ye noggin' thinkin' be not a havin' anything that ye kin use. Take ye attention to ye EmField and let it inform you of what ye needs ta do.

3. When ye does find yeself in a quandary, ask yeself, "What would Love have me do here?"

4. When somethin' presents itself to ye awareness, always grin at it first. Then ask yeself, "What would Harpo Marx do with this?" Then do it.

5. If you are really caught up in thinkin', goin' around in circles after ye tail, stop fer a minute. Take a few moments to try and touch the end of ye nose with the tip of ye tongue. Do not strain, but persist until ye has forgotten what ye was a doin' before this exercise.

6. Another fun thing to do is to try and do the 28 breath Merkaba activation from memory. Be sure all the finger mudras in their proper sequence and such. Do this until you are total involved in the process.

7. Ye could do some Car-Ma Yoga. Go out and do stretching exercises in your car and pretend it be a motherly Guide. Ask it what to do. If it answers you then ye kin be sure that ye are well on ye way to Enlightenment! It is not advised to introduce ye car to ye friends as they may put another interpretation upon this.

8. Another fun way o' bustin' be ta begin seeing everyone ye meets during the day as imaginary characters. Pretend ye didst jess come into a movie which has been going on for a while. Watch the actors and try and guess what is going on jess by observing their behavior. This is especially fun at ye work space. Strip everyone of ye memory of them, and then try and figure out what they are doin' and why.

9. For the truly adventurous, go a whole day with out speakin' a word. Carry a piece of paper saying you have lost your voice and must write out any communication. Make a few squeaky noises with ye throat if they appear skeptical. This in conjunction with number 8, make for a real fun day at work! When ye does this be sure to go to places where ye are interacting with people. Invite a friend over for tea or somethin' the day before.

10. God Snugglin' tis another way o' getting past ye habitual monologue about nothin. Ask what God would do in this situation, then reread no. 4 and do it with Divine gusto!

All these suggestions be to help ye realize in the moment that ye has ta do somethin' different than ye always have in order to leave the little thought form clusters ye have been livin' in. In general, the cautious of ye kin jess decide to do only what ye feel Love would do in any situation. The more adventurous will find that following the Fools path is the quickest route. Playin' the Fool will pretty well shoot down any old structure of behavior that ye have built up. Any method which requires you ta stop doing your usual patterned response works. Clusters which make up ego structures were built by you ta define yeself as a somethin'. Bustin' the clusters reduces ye ego structure ta dust. This will be a leavin' ye back in the very moment called Now in which ye kin choose how ye wants ta respond from ye feelin'space now. Remember that in the moment is the only time ye kin change anythin'. This means that once ye decide and set an intent, that ye must act on it in the moment. Ye must become aware and then make a new choice fer yeself.

Fer the adventurous I be a creatin' a new Spiritual Order called: Divine Order of Fools UM, or D.O.O.F. UM. It be a very sacred expression of absolutely nothin' but fun. We will be cluster bustin' and ego dustin fer God! Kinda gets that ol blood a pumpin', doesn't it? Ta get on the team all ye needs ta do is the above, and follow the special guidelines of Channeling requirements we passed out before. See.simple, educational, spiritual and fun. It will be a whole owned subsidiary of E.L.F., Ecstatic Liberation Front. All current memberships in ELF will be recognized and giggle at. Sign up sheets are present in the Etheric Lobby fer interesting parties.

Dax sayin' Pax.

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